Sunday, August 9, 2009

Just a Routine

Once upon a time I was considered as a skinny dame. And lately gym-ing is something that’s new in my life! Yes, I believe I need-ed it, not to recuperate skinniness but to be fit ! I know my friends on reading this would laugh hysterically.
Anyway, I have always considered gym-ing as just a luxury and status symbol thingy, where you enter with all branded sporty accessories, show-off and then come back. But unless you enter the ‘exercise cave’ the above statement would not be justified and once you get in you would be baffled to know other things too.
While I was grappling with my skinniness, my friends used to call me ‘haddi’, ‘chickenless bone’ etc etc..and now suddenly I found myself trapped with unnecessary fats (which they termed as a blessing). Flexibility was all lost it seemed. Only thing that made me happy was that I wouldn’t be deciphered as skinny. (I know repetition of words is forbidden but please pardon me here).
So where were we? The Gym. Therefore, a few days back I joined this stretching zone not to show off but to fight the fatness off and elasticize myself (immediately realizing that the above comment doesn’t go with every individual) And to my surprise or I should rather say Sadly I was the slimmest among the whole crowd !! I felt offended and astonished at the same time. Still I continued and somehow convinced myself that I am just fine and coming here is fun ! No one interrupted me when I took undeclared rests in between, no special diet-chart for me, no boil water drinking, nothing. I felt as happy as a kid having fun in an open play ground without restriction. I am hardly being noticed, I thought. I was wrong. Females actually talked about me and noticed me.
It was only yesterday that I found myself entrapped in my own comment (above) when I overheard two fatso females mouthing about me secretly, “Did you see her? Does she really need to come here? Shelling money for the already fit body? Aur patle hona hai, aur patle hona hai (want to become thin and thinner) huh. Pata hai it’s nothing but a mere show-off to make us feel jealous.” (!!!!!)


Me-DUMSTRUCK !!! It was both hilarious and stupefying moment of the tragedy for me. Lol....I can’t write more…but the gossip ofcourse inspired me to continue with stretching simply to become an inspiration for the fatsos.
Cheers !!

10 comments:

abhishek said...

you are going to be a source of inspiration for all "CHICKENLESS BONE" and change many myth about gym-ing...
so keep gym-ing

jolly said...

its nice blog
Aman Toor
jolly arora

anish said...

haddi ki dukaan what i can say for u.well i remember i was also thin in ma school days and started gym to keep maself fit.once i went to wake up ma gym partner in d morning and his mother said dekho zyada wajan mat uthana warna haddiyon mein sujan aa jayegi.lolzzzz.well its a great stuff u discussed here in ur blog.gyminggg.yup its mere show off for some.loaded wid top brands.they enters gym and come out wid lots of gossips for d whole day...so keep gyming and keep gossipping...lolzz

Jaunty anima said...

Ahhh.,....well that happens..if you are slim...now do something to make them extra jealous now that u noe that they feel that way...it'll b fun i tell you....nways nice blog!

mystupendoussalvation said...

Oh My God! U spoke about GYM... that actually the most important and priortised thing in my life.. in my wildest dreams as well I cant be HADDI like you.he he he he... .may be i should fall myself in these aunties group who told u arre dekho isko gym ki kya jarurat hai .. N I need it more.. just a show off.. he he he.. A good post to actually go through.. enjoyed alot.. n by the way.. tujhe gym ki kya jarurat pad gayi ;)

Sourav !!! said...

Got nothing to say !

No offense mean, just ended up laughing at the consciousness, which makes people do things which ain't necessary at all ! Anyways I'm no Ramdev Baba's bhakt or anything, I smoke, live, work, party and do everything that is in someway really necessary and part of life ... still I liked your way of coming out and making people smile ! :)

And yes you are blessed with afollower in me ... I would like to have you in my blog and followers too ... do visit and leave ur marks :)

Take care :D

Anand said...

Just 10 days, And I stopped going to GYM.

And in your case, I believe going to gym will help you put some weight !

nothin.. within said...

well.... u know m not d rht person to comment about gym but i cant imagine a chubby tina even in my wildest dream ;)

Sourav !!! said...

My blog updated, come to comment,plz :)

pooja said...

now i came to know y i m putting on it is b'coz of gymming...very well said......even i m jealous of u but to u positively u will inspiration for me....