Thursday, April 2, 2009

From This to That, that to There and to Him...

I Guess Jade Goody wouldn’t have got after death publicity (or space in newspapers and TV channels) , if at all she weren’t a racialist and a participant of Big Brother....defame also has its own advantages....not that she was a bad human, reports say that Goody was equally compassionate to orphans and needy Indians. May Lord rest her soul in peace.
Possibly I would have opined on few of the hot national, international, regional and personal updates?? Like..

*Varun Gandhi
*Banning black glasses in cars
* LS elections ofcourse
*Terrorists in Pakistan !!!! ( Well this would cover a ‘space’ for itself )
*Sanjay Dutt banned for LS elections and many more bla blas.. but I suppose News Channels and Newspapers are already leaking with them. Therefore, I dropped.

So lets talk nothing in particular but personal updates in a purely personal way. Because according to people here (or say considering my age and all) the ‘updates’ are particularly about ‘Are you d engaged...when are you planning to get married?’ and things like that. I wonder what update would they want after I marry....lolzz...I feel sickk. To marry is so very important I realised lately or you would be strangled to death with a rope of stupid questions. Not that I don’t want to marry or something its just that.....well... M I answerable to everyone?
Of course not dude !
‘I am like your mother, you can tell me; Don’t you think its late?; What do you waaaannntt?; Do you like someone?’ Hell lot of answers they want to know for their nose-poking questions. How on Earth could I explain this is just not the time....., why, they would ask and I give a damn to explain why. I came across a few real traditional families who want their not-eligible-sons to be tied into nuptial knots and I found a few things irritably common in all of them, don’t know if all the marwaris come from same genes but one thing I know and scream about is ‘I am not like you people, have mercy.’ Everything in them makes me really indifferent, uninterested, unresponsive and all ‘un(s)’ towards them.
Okay I was talking about the common features or questions or looks or whatever.
*Hobbies: Agh! The common-est and most disgusting question ever heard...can’t they just ask it in some other way like....’what I like or dislike’ or what interests me most or what I do at leisure time?
What if I reply that I love to freak out, surfing, friends and partying...naah they don’t want to listen this. What interests them is mehandi, stitching, cooking and those oldie stuff. Am not against all this but am for freedom to speak, hear and everything. Actually they keep changing, I concluded.
*Job: Well we are traditional people and don’t believe in girls-at-work funda. But don’t worry, we are affluent and there’s a lot of money here. Huh!!?
*Driving: Arrey we toh have drivers at home and above all, gents in the family are the dominating factors, so they drive. Okhayy!!?

They have many more issues like these and I don’t consider them to be really important. Now comes the common looking guys...fat stomach, fat glasses and a fat rather swollen mouth filled with gutka I avoid to peep in or I would be baffled looking at iron stained teeth, by god! Some of them have such big nose that I imagine myself flying in from one nostril and out from the other. Lolzz its hilarious, I feel like laughing my lungs out at that most serious state. I concentrate on the humour part to compose myself. Maan..God knows that I don’t really hate all the traditions and all but imposition is what I can’t stand. Why can’t the trends be changed a bit. Why is this authority to decide is always given to Men, I am trying to rule over here at my time. We girls expect from the compatibility part all other things are secondary.
Oh, I forgot to mention the most wanted stuff, The Dowry !! Before they decide to see the girl, they want to know ‘Party kitne ki hai’ or ‘Kitna lagaenge’. What silly jargons. Luckily I haven’t come across such things yet or I would have cleared them with party kitne ki hai.
Aahhh....this personal update thing doesn’t seems to be a good idea gives me a feeling of ‘lifelessness’ and am not lifeless c’mon.
Good idea! How about Books and Movies? Sounds Interesting ( atleast better than the above(s). Very lately I have got this habit of reading books followed by watching the motion pictures of the same that tells me so much about writing and filming at the same time! Undoubtedly I find the writing part i.e books more arresting than the films.
Lets say ‘The Kite Runner’, read the book and you will come to know the beauty of writing, watch the film and you will know the kindness of editing. Seriously, sometimes the zeal of converting a book into a movie kills the whole concept and life of the story: My opinion.
Movies like ‘Message in a bottle’, ‘PS, I Love You’, ‘Marley and me’ and many more didn’t give me the same feeling when I finished the books. Somewhere I couldn’t find the characters were justified. Yet am enjoying this new hobby of mine, (hobby again??) it activates the rational and emotional glands that gives a lot of space to myself for myself. I was always fond of reading and to collect books but hardly spared time to read them, I felt cruel to leave them unread.
Then came this guy or ‘The Reader’ whose views, maturity, knowledge and wisdom inspired me or say who fixed up a reading instrument in my braino to read books. Good, better or best ones. Unlike Journalism the guy very un-forcefully and secretly gifted me with one of the best habits in world. Reading.
And today, I starve for books. Gimme more and more, possibly I would end up opening a book store one day. That’s a dream I never realised before.
‘Books are your best friend in life’ they said, but I said, ‘What about the best friend who brought books into our life’??


abhi said...

very good....

abhi said...

finally u wrote something about...

nothin.. within said...

Tina n books unimaginable but aap swanm kah rahi hai to shayd hoga waise shadi kab kar rahi hai ;) ?

mystupendoussalvation said...

hmmm... well before Giving heart gives comment on above comments?lemme give the ans for @Nothing :- Tina is always about books.. u were never her roomie**, so u wouldnt be able to know that...
Ok for this Post..
Hey I remember ur best frd giving u the first gift... One Night at call center.. n I know since when U have donated urself to books n to the dream of urs bookstore.. he he he.. Keep reading man! its give u so much to think when u really dont have anything constructive to do.. n 200- 300 pages in one movie for 3 hrs, cant sum up everything..Havent u seen the worst HELLO, now I realise one night at call centre wasnt that bad..but hello was a disaster.. n P.S. I love u..oh my god! an amazing book n a movie too.. loved both of it.Acha leave that apart..
Lets back to Shaadi Business-
Y dont u slap the guy at the same time when they asked so much worthless questions.. I know its bit to difficult in front of family as I dont want my dad will be ashamed in anyway if I do that part,...I know How it feels when ppl ask stupid questions in anyway....Full mercy with U...If i had the liberty.. Wat ans I will probably give.. to these things
* Money - If u have enough, Y would u need U only said *Job ki kya jarurat hai ghar main kafi hai.. jab kafi hai toh or mat mango na bhai.. n for Job.. I will earn u (the boy) stay back n look after family.*Driving and anything else then that - BULLSHIT hah ah..
N for those stupid questions from the very stupid ppl.. U Dont need to Strangled to death, however made those questions to do the same(ha ha ha)n next time bindaas bolna wat I like n wat I dont.. as he is not the one who gonna spend his own life with u.. U r also the one who has to deal with....n please dont marry the person, who is intoxicating in anyway..(god forbidden - but these guys die early).. n also.. one more thing.. these r not traditions or trends.. these r the smallest mentality of the small people.. who cant come over their own prejudice..

mystupendoussalvation said...

hey I forgot to mention one more thing... finally u have personalise this blog of urs.. by mentioning ur another best friend.. another is me..I dont know u consider me that or not.. But I will always be.. No matter u like it or not.. N I am happy to see HIM,to get that scared space on one thing u like the most..ur blog..;)

Rashmi..... said...

thanx guyss...thanx to richa her comment u will get to know i m her kid...lolz..
yes shes one of my best frnd too...i admit.

nothin.. within said...

Dear mystupendoussalvation pls ask ur dear rommie tina she will better tell you as she herself told me how suddenly got interest in books

Richa said...

@ Nothing.. I know but woh kya hai na.. I know her better than U.. ha ha ha... sorry I am lil possessive 4 few ppl// n she rises in that criteria ;)

Rashmi..... said...

bachon jhagda mat karo yaha pe yaar....kool it okhay...its just a comment...

KuLDeEp LaHeRu said...

I would say just in one sentence....Go marry and be merry...!!!
PS: Ravan is waiting...

Shreya said...

great work on your blog...
And for this article cheers to us ladies !!! :) (marriage and all :) haha.. i loved this work)